When I was in school, I cheated on a test.
I once drank Scotch with apple juice. Once.
peopleofwalmart.com is my new crack.
Confess something to me. I won't tell.
Friday, November 6, 2009
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- I am the mother of three precious goobers ages 11-14. I have a master's degree in school psychology but refuse to use it. If Sarah Palin had been my mother my name would be Fog Piles.
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once I read a blog and found a new website and fell on the floor laughing so hard
Thanks Susan, Like I needed another thing to be hooked on
PS I think all the pictures were taken at my local wal mart
In my freshman year of high school, I would take vodka to school in a water bottle. My friends and I would buy orange juice on our first break and be plastered by third period.
No wonder I didn't learn anything.
I watched an ABC afterschool special about a teenage alcoholic and thought it would be cool to try. I changed my mind after the gin & milk debacle.
Note: I now LOVE gin. But not with milk. :)
When I was in High School, my friend would always bring a couple bottles of Wild Irish Rose on those cold chilly Indiana mornings. We would be snockered by first period. My first high school girlfriend was a freshman, I was a senior.
Gin and milk! *turns shade of green*
Sorry, sugar, I've got nothing very interesting. I've been drunk a few times, but not until after I turned 21 and only in an environment that meant I was safe, surrounded by people who would see I didn't get into trouble if I was too snockered to think for myself, and never if I had to drive or work within twenty-four hours.
I dropped acid a few times when I was younger...it was fun, but I'm a lightweight and never tripped hard or long, and always in a safe environment with people I trusted and not if I had to drive or work within twenty-four hours.
I left that behind with my twenties.
I smoked pot, too, but haven't in more than ten years.
Boring, me...yawn.
I am alternately horrified and afflicted with hilarity by POWM, have been looking at the site for ages...welcome to the dark side. If you haven't seen "That Will Buff Out" yet, give it a look...it makes me snort...
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
I got really snockered on orange vodka one time. When I got home, I went to sit on my bed, missed it and hit the floor really hard. Woke my mom....inhaling while she checked my breath...didn't fool her one iota.
I once drank Wild Turkey with iced tea. Not recommended.
I also used to pour Jager into Dr. Pepper bottles so I could drink it at work. I would use a strainer to get the gold out of Goldschlager and put it into Evian bottles and drink that at work, along with chewing a LOT of Big Red gum, hoping nobody would notice that I really couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time. No, that Goldschlager had NOTHING to do with it! LOL!
As immoral as I am, I have never cheated on a test. I've cheated on every boyfriend I've ever had, though, except for one - and my ex-husband. Both of the ones I was faithful to deserved more than any of the rest to be cheated on like big dogs...
I mixed beer with OJ. At age 14. Not recommended.
LOL it was very funny I enjoyed it :) thanks for sharing you make my day ...I will keep visiting this blog very often.You're site cracks me up. I love this story. You are very talented with your writing.
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My friends and I used to take OJ and Vodka to school in the mornings, we were so drunk by the time we got OFF the bus in the mornings...I don't drink as much as I used to
POWM...that site has caused me to actually put decent clothes on before walking out of my house...yes, before I'd go with curlers, house coat, slippers and a cigarette sticking outta my mouth...
Peopleofwalmart is my new crack too. I cannot go a day without it.
I confess I would bow out of blogging if you left....
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